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Taveon Urquhart for [info]changedmod

We are living...in the age,
in which the pursuit of all values
other than money, success, fame, glamour
have either been discredited or destroyed )
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Dec. 7th, 2011

[Philomena Selwyn]
Hey, you.

Been a while, love. Thought I'd see how you were doing.
Suppose it's most random, but what are you gonna do?

Dec. 5th, 2011

So, I was in the restaurant the other day and the waitress comes by and automatically assumes she knows what I want. Granted, I've been ordering the same thing for the last three weeks but Merlin, all that aside. Bad customer service, if you ask me, assuming you know what I want to order before I've even begun to speak. What if I wasn't feeling my usual order? What if I wanted the butterbeer instead of the coke and rum? Hm? What then?

Super huge pet peeve of mine.

I don't care that you're trying to side step your job by making up orders to make it easier on yourself, you've got to listen to what I want. Otherwise it just backfires, because I'm personally going to order the most difficult thing then.

And continuously make requests.



Anyway.

Catriona! Guess what? Nevermind. Your mum and my dad have got the biggest surprise for you. He's quite charming.

[added shortly after]
Knox. Knox.

Knox. Come congratulate our sister on her engagement.

Nov. 29th, 2011

I have a public service announcement:

I have decided that I'm going to be spending my entire inheritance on hookers and booze. That's a more worthy cause than anything I've had the misfortune of including myself in recently.

Thank you. That is all, and you may now return to your regular scheduled program.


[Cat]
Guess what?

Nov. 25th, 2011

Moving has got to be the most terrible thing to do.

But! I have indeed learned a very important lesson in all of this: Do not take mass amounts of items between homes. Problem solved.

That. Or throw them out and buy new ones. This also would work well. Which brings up another lesson: If you're attached to your items, don't move them if you intend to return to your original home, as you may feel inclined to leave them behind otherwise.

Just saying.



But, back at home. The Loch is as fantastic as it has ever been and there have been more reports of sightings of Nessie herself. We've had lots of people up and around the castle today and the Loch in general. Really funny.